sensationalist!

Here's a blog called West Aust News.

"Founded in 1828 by deported pick pocket Samuel Ramsbotten, the West Aust News has been the mainstay of sensationalist, poorly researched beat ups of Western Australia's ( non paper owning ) citizens from all walks of life for over 300 years," it describes itself.

Here's an example from the gossip column called Inside Bubba, which no doubt appears on page 2 of the West Aust News:

"Tony Cleudo, owner of Crawley eatery Little Tony's, has been spotted by INSIDE BUBBA extending the hand of friendship to female staff and patrons alike with his offer of a free Breast examination. A little known fact about Tony is that he recieved a doctorate of Breast examination from the Madam Bang Bang School of Medicine of Thailand in 1987. INSIDE BUBBA and wife and 19 year old daughter accepted Tony's gracious offer for a meal and drinks to sample and discuss ways of promoting this vital medical service to the generaly ignorant public."

Gosh! Enjoy...