Wednesday, 12 September 2007

misapprehension


Using quotation marks as emphasis: it's wrong.

I like this item in the New York Sun a couple of weeks ago: "...nothing cheers me up like signs written under the impression that quotation marks convey emphasis", writes John McWhorter.

See what he says? They don't convey emphasis - at least not to conservative fuddy-duddies like John and me.

TRY OUR "FAMOUS" COFFEE..."GARDEN CITY SHOPPING CENTRE"..."BAKING BREAD FOR 100 YEARS"...the new boldface is bogus!

Picture courtesy Wikipedia

Tuesday, 11 September 2007

stuck


You might have seen this in the carpark at Curtin: a bumper sticker that says 'If I fail at Curtin, there's always Centrelink'.

Of course, someone has crossed out Murdoch and put in the name of what used to be called the Department of Social Security.

I wonder if the Murdoch student guild produces similar stickers?

I guess it's all in the name of friendly inter-varsity rivalry...

Friday, 7 September 2007

AWM review


Many thanks for your AWM reviews today. You did it! (wrote a review and filed it on time).

Here's my review. It was for Scoop, the quarterly mag for media section members of the MEAA.

What do you think? Is the opinion expressed adequately? Is there any cliche?

See you next week...
Boning up on Bacon Busters.

A book that lists contact details for hundreds of Australian newspapers and magazines is very light on for WA content.

The Australian Writer’s Marketplace promises to have “every contact you will ever need to succeed in the writing business”.

And in between AAD Outlook (circulation 500, 11 issues a year, for deaf people who use sign language) and Zoom (circulation 25,000, monthly, for rev-heads interested in modern, modified cars) there are lots of listings.

But where are the WA magazines and newspapers for keen freelancers to discover?

Freo-based foodie mag Spice? Not on the menu. Women’s lifestyle magazine Flourish? Not flourishing in the AWM – if there was, it would be between Flooring Magazine (10,859, bimonthly, floor coverings industry) and FM (6900, bimonthly, facility management).

There’s no joy with better-known WA publications, either: Perth Woman, Vita, Xpress, Post Newspapers and the Midland Echo – none get a guernsey.

Even David Hogan’s Scoop (the glossy lifestyle mag, not this august journal) is absent, and that’s been going more than 10 years.

No mention of WA’s Have-a-Go News, a monthly paper for the over-45s (but there is something called Bonzer! – “engaging stories and article of interest to seniors”.

Some local publications do get a mention. The Fremantle Herald is in, as is The West Australian, The Sunday Times, and Borderlands (“a magazine of high-quality Australian science fiction, fantasy and horror stories” with a Bayswater postal address and a street location in Nedlands).

With glaring omissions like these, how sure can you be about the comprehensiveness of the rest of the AWM?

It does have a lot of listings. There are eight Australian magazines or journals whose titles begin with numbers, including 101 Landscaping Ideas, 3D World, 4WD Monthly and 50 Something.

In the Australian magazine/journal pages there are more than 800 listed publications. Even the most dedicated freelancer will find new markets to pitch to.

There’s Urban Hitz devoted to hip-hop and R&B, and premier trucking magazine Truckin’ Life.

It’s pretty easy to pick up what some magazines are about: Houses, Earthmover & Civil Contractor, Mother and Baby, Fish and Boat.

Others take a little guessing. Beanscene (16,000, quarterly) is for coffee lovers and literate baristas. OutOfOrder is for expressing views that are outside the mainstream.

Bacon Busters has a niche market stitched: it’s Australia’s only magazine dedicated to pig hunting and likes “how-to” stories, technical advice, pig dog profiles (“what sort of kibble (dog food) do you have before a hunt?”) and the country’s biggest collection of pig hunting photos.

But others are more arcane. Jetsetters is aimed at kids aged between 5-16. GROW is for Christian kids (it stands for “God Rules Our World”). The Quorum isn’t about meetings but the business tourism event industry (12,000, bimonthly).

And in the country/regional/suburban newspaper section there are some promising-sounding opportunities: Arash is the go if you have a scoop with a Persian or Afghan angle, while Australian Cotton Outlook is undoubtedly essential reading for busy cotton growers.

What about payment? Who’s got the big bucks? According to the AWM, quite a few don’t pay anything at all.

A common note in listings is: “Published without payment” – so goodbye Australian Deer Farming, the Oakey Champion and Vicdog (11,680, monthly, Victorian Canine Association members).

And there was this frank admission about freelance submissions from our very own Chook (Fremantle Herald): “Please note that most will be unpaid”.

“Published without payment” and “payment at editor’s discretion” is vague but common.

Payment rates are rare but The Quorum is an exception – the standard rate is $425.

Is the AWM worth buying? It could be a useful resource.

WA freelancers probably know their market backwards, so learning about markets in other areas is a good idea.

As well as listings, there’s stuff on literary events, awards, competitions, fellowship and grants; markets for scripts, information about publishers, literary agents, publishing services and writers’ resources.

It was good to see the Media Alliance gets a mention: the Alliance’s WA Branch is entry #1760, on page 576, in the WA section of Australian Industry Organisations.

There are also some articles from experts and gurus. John Birmingham has a piece called ‘So You Want to be the Next Dan Brown?’ and Denise Cullen provides advice on how to write for inflight magazines.

Not bad. And AWM’s cost is almost certainly deductible or depreciable to some extent (check with your tax accountant).

Shame about the missing WA entries, though …

The Australian Writer’s Marketplace
Queensland Writers’ Centre, $49.95

Tuesday, 4 September 2007

Boomtown

A new local magazine might/should hit the streets soon...

The details are here: http://www.boomtown.org.au/boomtown_prospectus.pdf
(It's a 1.3MB PDF, and quite wordy).

No word here on what they pay, so I rang Patrick Pittman: he says they "can't do 50 cents a word or a dollar a word", but they can pay a "reasonable amount".

(What's that phrase often seen in the AWM? 'Payment at editor's discretion'.)

The launch isn't this week: it's likelier to happen at the end of October.

"It's from here, but not about here," Patrick told writepopmag.
"There'll be a strong WA base of talent."

What do you think? Will it enliven the local publishing scene, or will it attract the attention of that dying magazine guy?

See you later this week.

Thursday, 30 August 2007

Intro to an Pulitzer winner

Hello WPM movers and groovers.

I hope you're having a top non-teaching week.

A bit more about beginnings: here's the opening to the feature that won this year's Pulitzer for feature writing.

The journalist also won $10,000!

The imam begins his trek before dawn, his long robe billowing like a ghost through empty streets. In this dark, quiet hour, his thoughts sometimes drift back to the Egyptian farming village where he was born.

But as the sun rises over Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, Sheik Reda Shata's new world comes to life. The R train rattles beneath a littered stretch of sidewalk, where Mexican workers huddle in the cold. An electric Santa dances in a doughnut shop window. Neon signs beckon. Gypsy cabs blare their horns.

The imam slips into a plain brick building, nothing like the golden-domed mosque of his youth. He stops to pray, and then climbs the cracked linoleum steps to his cluttered office. The answering machine blinks frantically, a portent of the endless questions to come.

See you next week...

Sunday, 26 August 2007

the Reaper cometh...


I love the title of this blog, Magazine Death Pool.
Two days ago it pronounced the imminent demise of Business 2.0.

See the side column for categories...I like the percentage chances of success some mags are given (in February, when OK! entered the US market the verdict was: SURVIVAL ODDS: 10%).

"Although many are still in denial, the golden age of magazines is over," the intrepid blogger says.

"Advertising is being sucked like a vacuum cleaner to the Internet and television. Newsstand sales are in freefall and there's no sign of stopping. Junior would rather IM and download music than read a magazine or a newspaper. Time inc. is laying off and taking buyouts."

What do you reckon: true?

"We dedicate this blog to those magazine which look like they may be joining that Great Trashbin in the Sky, polybagged onto the River Styx, with blow-in cards a one-way ticket to oblivion."

Thursday, 23 August 2007

Exercise B

Assume that you are working for a homes/gardens/lifestyle magazine that is producing a special edition on houses. You have been assigned the task of writing a short section on rammed earth and mud brick houses. Your piece must explain the differences in the two types of construction, (both the actual construction and the appearance), the advantages and disadvantages, and anything you discover in relation to special concerns about building maintenance.

Remember you are not writing for builders so check magazine styles eg. Better Homes & Gardens, Home Beautiful, Belle, Homes & Living etc.

Approx. 350 – 500 words (maximum).

Enjoy!